There's a ranking of fruits over at Deadspin

"area man" (hurrburgring) 08/14/2014 at 14:38 • Filed to: None

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However, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , so it can fuck right off.

cazzyodo > area man 08/14/2014 at 14:43

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Pineapple? PINEAPPLE?!?!?

That's it, I quit.

PatBateman > area man 08/14/2014 at 14:46

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Red delicious apples at... 32?!?! ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS?!??

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area man > PatBateman 08/14/2014 at 14:49

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Ok, but those are not even in the top 3 apples

PatBateman > area man 08/14/2014 at 14:55

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That's my second point of contention: Who in the hell prefers GREEN apples?!?!

StoneCold > area man 08/14/2014 at 15:01

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"I know, right? When are we going to get a decent fantasy fruit article? MY DRAFT IS ON MONDAY! ('Draft' being 'trip to the grocery')"

I lost it; the comments in this are fantastic!

willkinton247 > area man 08/14/2014 at 15:38

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"And we didn't include obscure-ass bullshit like horned melons and so forth, because there's only so much time in the day for fruit-ranking and those things weren't gonna win anyway."

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > PatBateman 08/14/2014 at 15:50

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Ummm, me....

PatBateman > TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts 08/14/2014 at 16:00

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You're one sick son of a bitch.

TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > PatBateman 08/14/2014 at 17:13

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clearly